December 2009
November 2009
Me: Okay, as long as you quit calling me hipster.
J0hn: What is that a racial slur or something?
Carlucci: Just to let you know... I don't mean to be an asshole.
Me: Oh, I know. A lot of people think I am an asshole-
Carlucci: You ARE an asshole. I don't think we think it, I think we know it.
I love my friends conversations about the night...
Danielle: I didn't know where you were, I thought you were in the room with Amberly & Kevin but you came out of the bathroom an HOUR later...
Sean: The second time I could hardly puke & I was like "Man... That little dog bed looks comfortable..." & I woke up like an hour later like "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN THE SHITTER?!"
FORMSPRING meee! →
Shit, I haven't had a crush on someone since the...
I never really expected to have a crush on you, but what can I say? It’s there. I guess just can’t resist your humor, your charm, & your undoubtedly good cuddling abilities. You SOB.
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a...”
– Mitch Hedberg
You got Tennessee tendencies & chemical...
