June 2010
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It's WEED WEDNESDAY!
Actually, I made that up… But now is probably a good time to follow my other blog anyway.
FUCKYEAHBLUNTSANDBOOZE.TUMBLR.COM
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I just found a bunch of old photos when me & all...
FUNNY. Except I’m almost back to fat status.
pikolasfarleo asked: i can't really remember where i found your blog, but it is just randomly awesome enough and you are just very attractive enough to become one of my favorites.
Oh crap there was supposed to be a question. So how's life?
Oh crap there was supposed to be a question. So how's life?
877-CASHNOW Commercial: It's YOUR money! Get it when you need it!
Kev: Why do all those people on the bus have my money?
Kev: You're my favorite baby.
Me: You are mine.
Kev: Did you think I was gonna sing that song?
Me: No.
Kev: Favorite damn disease.
Me: Fuck that song. Why would anyone have a favorite?
Kev: Heyyyy Cancerrr!!!
Kev: I smoked one of those cigarettes.
Mom: No you DIDN'T. You're so anti-smoke that it's PATHETIC!
Me: But why DO you know all the lyrics to Natalie Merchant?
Antha: You do realize my father listened to Natalie Merchant & Motorhead -
Kev: He listened to Natalie Merchant while coming down off of meth.
Antha: Yeah, pretty much.
Kev: I bet he's wondering what his teeth are doing riiight now...
Kev's Mom: Hey baby!
Kev: Hey Mom! Where the weed at?
Kev's Mom: You drunk?
Kev: No.
Kev's Mom: You stoned?
Kev: No. But I am on Angel Dust.
Neato.
I’m inadequate?
Me: There's a snake in my Air Force One.
Kev: There's a snake in Kyle's Dr. Pepper.
Me: Whose Kyle?
Kev: I don't care.
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Anonymous asked: would you ever shave your head?
