January 2011
Kev: You kind of dress like Blossom.
Me: NO.
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Me: I missed Neopets when I was on the road & Alabama smelled like trash.
Antha: ...Can you just repeat that sentence again?
“Ew, this blanket smells like DOG FEET!”
– Kev
“Bitch, if you keep looking at me like that I’ll snap ya fucking TITS...”
– Kev
Antha: You would hide on stage.
Jared: Then Kevin said he was going to take my shirt off in front of everyone.
Antha: Good friend, real good friend.
Kev: But I never did, & I never knifed you!
Antha: You threatened to throw my FACE away the other day.
Kev: I want the "Down With the Sickness" burger & Metallica fries.
Antha: I was gonna say "Does that come with a side of Red Hot Chili Peppers?"
Kev: That was horrible. SALIVA will be running from your mouth!
Antha: I hate you.
Kev: Metallica fries didn't make sense. We have a money back guarantee but trust me, you won't need a Nickelback!
Antha: ...
Kev: This food is P.O.Delicious!
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I haven't been drunk in over a month.
hairgumdirtsnow asked: Please tell me you just saw my recent axe.
